I discovered this a week ago thanks to r/greentext (call me normal fag whatever) this is legendary stuff. I came for the fap and left with wholesome feels. Take your time with day 8, give it your all
If you don’t mind me asking, what happens to the doxx thing? What gave it away? Did someone came to your house and shit?
I doubt anybody on 4chan these days even knows about the story. It’s just a bunch fo 13 year old fortnight fucks these days. Glad you managed to find it! I wish I knew how/where to post the story to allow more people to see it.
Yeah, dude came to my house. Lol ‘apparently’ he tracked me down using a bunch of shit but one of the key things was my old BF2 account. Like fuck…
Thats the thing, you live a normal life, then you get pseudo internet famous, and all that information is out there to the public. But like a celebrity usually makes a lot of money to hire security or what not to deal with this. It kinda blows donkey dick. Did he threaten you guys?
Really man, I have had this site saved on my phone for god knows how long in hopes of you continuing this story. Doxers be fucked, I want to know more. I don’t give two shits and a fuck if I have to give you a email address or some sort of messaging account info so you can tell me directly. For fuck’s sake mate, continue the fucking story!
Did you little fucks ever consider the ‘story’, which as I explicitly made clear, was … wait … I’m actually literally having to open a new tab as I type this to double check what the fuck I said… one sec, wouldn’t wanna misquote myself…
ok lmao im back. Holy shit I was such a megafaggot back then… such a whiny little cunt. Time certainly flies when you’re a faggot but apparently that doesn’t guarantee you will stop being a faggot.
Also its nearly 2020 and if I keep dropping the word faggot the same way mumble rappers drop vowels then just like that nazi pug owner over in whatever part of the country of Europe he came from, I’m going to end up going to jail.
If that happened, would you little faggots all come and band together and bail me out? No… most of you have forgotten I even exist. So I don’t fucking owe you anything you slimy little testicle wart. Not like you cunts pay me. Except for those of you who did, but it was like 4 of you and I spent it all on pizza. Hawaiian of course and I meant that unironically. I genuinely love the marriage of smokey ham and tangy juicy fresh Australian pineapple. What are you gunna do? Call me a faggot? Do you little fucks understand how many emails I get… still… weekly? I read them all btw… and the ones I reply to is entirely random and based on how sober I am.
Anyway Im already on a fucking tangent. Whats my point. Where am I going with this? Oh right I was quoting some shit I said like nearly a decade ago but still before the release of Avatar 2 apparently so like yo I’m not even the worst at this shit go harass whats his face, old mate titanic blue hair sex alien guy whatever I forget this name. Just realized I’m still on a tangent… Ok for real… When I made this story I said, AND I QUOTE (just the non faggy parts)
“`I wanted to share my experience, but I also wanted people to enjoy what they were reading. So again, this is a story, based in truth. How much of it is truth and how much of this is story is up to you to decide because no matter what I say, people will have there own opinion and I didn’t set out to prove anything, I just wanted to tell you all a good damn story.“`
TL:DR I took a bunch of my own personal favorite Toffee moments and Vanilla flavored experiences, squished them down into gluten free ‘Day sized’ portions and then dipped them in delicious gooey Fictional flavored chocolate. This is arguably the most essential part of the process as not only does it smooth over any cracks and gaps but it allows the fresh honeycomb may may biscuit crumbs a solid surface to adhere to.
Did it ever occur to any of you that the story just… for the most part… pretty much caught up to where I was in life? I haven’t forgotten about everybody, or the story. I’ve just been busy living and collecting a whole new fresh range of moments and memories that are WORTH dipping in chocolate and sharing with you needy little gamer girls.
I was really really scraping the barrel with stuff to just get half of day 8 done, unlike the earlier days where I was struggling to no make the days too long, with day 8 I was struggling to pad out more mediocre interactions with creative metaphors and jokes to make them interesting and I think it really suffered because of that. It was also just genuinely difficult to write.. it didn’t flow naturally, I had to squeeze and tug and coax it out of me… kinda like the time in primary school when I watched two well built police officers spend a full 20 minutes attempting to drag ‘Harry the Half Blind Handicapped Helmet Houdini’ off the school excursion bus after the new gym teacher inadvertently sent him frenzying into his thankfully seldom seen, yet often audible final boss form which the schools dedicated Tard Wrangling team affectionately named “Harry’s Ultimate Naked Screeching Pterodactyl Spontaneous Combat Erection Battle Mode”. The gym teacher tried to lure him out with a snickers bar attached to some kitchen string despite it being common knowledge that if you are going to tard fish Half Blind Harry, you gotta use fishing line or else he spots the string and realizes its a trap. He’s not fucking blind… just half blind. The only thing he enjoys more then a snickers bar is spontaneous masturbation.
Anyway the point is in both of these situations, no matter how careful you are or how hard you tug and squeeze your little harry, if you don’t use fishing line, you will end up covered in piss.
The End.
PS: there is no way im spell checking this, deal with it
Dont know how often I read the story that I originally found like 3-4 years ago… The pain reading those fkn imgur screenshots of the original 4chan posts till 4am in the morning – so fkn worth it.
So sorry to hear about the doxxing – just grateful for the story.
Read it in good and in bad times – it just made me feel, dont know, bad and good at the same time I guess.
Much I can relate to, I can laugh about and very much I can feel with. So thanks again.
Hope u doin good in those crazy times and you and your loved ones stay healthy!
2021 amerifag here, I’m just checking if you’re still alive faggot, I loved reading this story, it’s a glimpse into a beautiful life and I fucking chimped out like a phanigget when it ended so abruptly at day 8.
Shame you never ended up finishing the story, still one of the best greentext stories I’ve read. OP was pretty gr8, but a faggot for not finishing the story. Hope everyone who reads this lives through corona
Okay listen you little shit.
A) Did I not say this was the biggest cock tease ever written?
B) I had to wait until Avatar 2 came out for my next joke to work.
I have to approve all the comments personally. I hadn’t in awhile, logged in and blindly smashed approve on about 67 pending comments. I mean how bad could any of them be?
People pay good money at a strip joint for mildly enthusiastic 10 minute lap dance while I’m out here giving you the longest and best damn cock tease of your life… FOR FREE…
You should be thanking (and paying?) me for keeping you waiting. You know what you’re left with once it ends? Loneliness, regret and a limp cock in your hand.
You ungreatful slut. Also thanks for the comment ❤
Best cocktease of my life, I’ll always love our favorite faggot authorbro for it and will be edging until either my heart bursts or this epic tale ~ ha ~ concludes.
The Story Of Button 
AuthorHomo,
I discovered this a week ago thanks to r/greentext (call me normal fag whatever) this is legendary stuff. I came for the fap and left with wholesome feels. Take your time with day 8, give it your all
If you don’t mind me asking, what happens to the doxx thing? What gave it away? Did someone came to your house and shit?
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I doubt anybody on 4chan these days even knows about the story. It’s just a bunch fo 13 year old fortnight fucks these days. Glad you managed to find it! I wish I knew how/where to post the story to allow more people to see it.
Yeah, dude came to my house. Lol ‘apparently’ he tracked me down using a bunch of shit but one of the key things was my old BF2 account. Like fuck…
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Thats the thing, you live a normal life, then you get pseudo internet famous, and all that information is out there to the public. But like a celebrity usually makes a lot of money to hire security or what not to deal with this. It kinda blows donkey dick. Did he threaten you guys?
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reported for sex before marriage.
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oldfag /b/tard here, still waiting for more sauce. Would probably still be well received on fullchan.
sorry about the faggot doxxer.
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Authoranon….still alive? Given up? Writers block? Give us something!
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Germanfag here, also waiting for day8 part2 …coming back every few month.. love your story so much. Ist there any hope, @authorbro? much love.
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Hey cunt… what the fuck? Why for you no writing?
Really man, I have had this site saved on my phone for god knows how long in hopes of you continuing this story. Doxers be fucked, I want to know more. I don’t give two shits and a fuck if I have to give you a email address or some sort of messaging account info so you can tell me directly. For fuck’s sake mate, continue the fucking story!
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Did you little fucks ever consider the ‘story’, which as I explicitly made clear, was … wait … I’m actually literally having to open a new tab as I type this to double check what the fuck I said… one sec, wouldn’t wanna misquote myself…
ok lmao im back. Holy shit I was such a megafaggot back then… such a whiny little cunt. Time certainly flies when you’re a faggot but apparently that doesn’t guarantee you will stop being a faggot.
Also its nearly 2020 and if I keep dropping the word faggot the same way mumble rappers drop vowels then just like that nazi pug owner over in whatever part of the country of Europe he came from, I’m going to end up going to jail.
If that happened, would you little faggots all come and band together and bail me out? No… most of you have forgotten I even exist. So I don’t fucking owe you anything you slimy little testicle wart. Not like you cunts pay me. Except for those of you who did, but it was like 4 of you and I spent it all on pizza. Hawaiian of course and I meant that unironically. I genuinely love the marriage of smokey ham and tangy juicy fresh Australian pineapple. What are you gunna do? Call me a faggot? Do you little fucks understand how many emails I get… still… weekly? I read them all btw… and the ones I reply to is entirely random and based on how sober I am.
Anyway Im already on a fucking tangent. Whats my point. Where am I going with this? Oh right I was quoting some shit I said like nearly a decade ago but still before the release of Avatar 2 apparently so like yo I’m not even the worst at this shit go harass whats his face, old mate titanic blue hair sex alien guy whatever I forget this name. Just realized I’m still on a tangent… Ok for real… When I made this story I said, AND I QUOTE (just the non faggy parts)
“`I wanted to share my experience, but I also wanted people to enjoy what they were reading. So again, this is a story, based in truth. How much of it is truth and how much of this is story is up to you to decide because no matter what I say, people will have there own opinion and I didn’t set out to prove anything, I just wanted to tell you all a good damn story.“`
TL:DR I took a bunch of my own personal favorite Toffee moments and Vanilla flavored experiences, squished them down into gluten free ‘Day sized’ portions and then dipped them in delicious gooey Fictional flavored chocolate. This is arguably the most essential part of the process as not only does it smooth over any cracks and gaps but it allows the fresh honeycomb may may biscuit crumbs a solid surface to adhere to.
Did it ever occur to any of you that the story just… for the most part… pretty much caught up to where I was in life? I haven’t forgotten about everybody, or the story. I’ve just been busy living and collecting a whole new fresh range of moments and memories that are WORTH dipping in chocolate and sharing with you needy little gamer girls.
I was really really scraping the barrel with stuff to just get half of day 8 done, unlike the earlier days where I was struggling to no make the days too long, with day 8 I was struggling to pad out more mediocre interactions with creative metaphors and jokes to make them interesting and I think it really suffered because of that. It was also just genuinely difficult to write.. it didn’t flow naturally, I had to squeeze and tug and coax it out of me… kinda like the time in primary school when I watched two well built police officers spend a full 20 minutes attempting to drag ‘Harry the Half Blind Handicapped Helmet Houdini’ off the school excursion bus after the new gym teacher inadvertently sent him frenzying into his thankfully seldom seen, yet often audible final boss form which the schools dedicated Tard Wrangling team affectionately named “Harry’s Ultimate Naked Screeching Pterodactyl Spontaneous Combat Erection Battle Mode”. The gym teacher tried to lure him out with a snickers bar attached to some kitchen string despite it being common knowledge that if you are going to tard fish Half Blind Harry, you gotta use fishing line or else he spots the string and realizes its a trap. He’s not fucking blind… just half blind. The only thing he enjoys more then a snickers bar is spontaneous masturbation.
Anyway the point is in both of these situations, no matter how careful you are or how hard you tug and squeeze your little harry, if you don’t use fishing line, you will end up covered in piss.
The End.
PS: there is no way im spell checking this, deal with it
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nice wall of text u unkempt faggot
get back to writing chimp
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You had me at Avatar 2 not gonna lie.
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Chill bro
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for he will remain within our minds and our dicks,
rest in peace author bro
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Dont know how often I read the story that I originally found like 3-4 years ago… The pain reading those fkn imgur screenshots of the original 4chan posts till 4am in the morning – so fkn worth it.
So sorry to hear about the doxxing – just grateful for the story.
Read it in good and in bad times – it just made me feel, dont know, bad and good at the same time I guess.
Much I can relate to, I can laugh about and very much I can feel with. So thanks again.
Hope u doin good in those crazy times and you and your loved ones stay healthy!
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2021 amerifag here, I’m just checking if you’re still alive faggot, I loved reading this story, it’s a glimpse into a beautiful life and I fucking chimped out like a phanigget when it ended so abruptly at day 8.
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Shame you never ended up finishing the story, still one of the best greentext stories I’ve read. OP was pretty gr8, but a faggot for not finishing the story. Hope everyone who reads this lives through corona
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Hurry and write something bro I’m sick of waiting
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Yo, what’s with the new sudden comments everywhere?
Also fuck you for not writing anything new Author bro.
Best of luck to you though.
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Okay listen you little shit.
A) Did I not say this was the biggest cock tease ever written?
B) I had to wait until Avatar 2 came out for my next joke to work.
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Holy shit ur alive? Missed you author bro
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Probably some faggot posted a greentext again and some horny bastards came here looking for release. You know how anal fixated 4chins can be.
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I have to approve all the comments personally. I hadn’t in awhile, logged in and blindly smashed approve on about 67 pending comments. I mean how bad could any of them be?
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People pay good money at a strip joint for mildly enthusiastic 10 minute lap dance while I’m out here giving you the longest and best damn cock tease of your life… FOR FREE…
You should be thanking (and paying?) me for keeping you waiting. You know what you’re left with once it ends? Loneliness, regret and a limp cock in your hand.
You ungreatful slut. Also thanks for the comment ❤
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Okay Avatar 2 came out. Now hurry up with your dumb joke and deliver.
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i love you faggot
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Best cocktease of my life, I’ll always love our favorite faggot authorbro for it and will be edging until either my heart bursts or this epic tale ~ ha ~ concludes.
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