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*work in progress
>When I awoke, the first thing I noticed was that I was alone
>seven days ago this would have been normal
>in fact, in the months since the previous girl walked out on me I had begun to relish the newfound space in my bed for one magical reason
>the ability to wake up…
>curl into the foetal position…
>and begin conducting a morning methane symphony worthy of any Disney film to date
>but that was seven days ago
>after last night, the last thing I wanted to do was awake to find my bed empty…
>my fears are put to rest when I hear the toilet flush
>get excited about possible butt plug appearance
>feeling quickly vanishes when I realise she was probably dropping off a nasty hangover gravy bomb
>little bit of vomit comes up
>button opens bathroom door (the one that doesn’t lock)
>swallow vomit
>button looks sexy as fuck but in the worst way
>hair messed up
>eyes half open
>big baggy shirt clumsily thrown on
>its the one I was wearing yesterday, she must picked it up off the floor
>gives my dick a guilty sort of tingle, not because she looks hot but because her looking a little messed up makes it oh so much hotter
>she begins to wander half heartedly back towards my side of the bed with a somewhat vacant expression
>I sit up on the edge of the bed as she heads towards me
>well atleast she seems to want my company, otherwise she would’ve just ignored me and gone back to the other side, right?
>but apart from that, I have absolutely no idea what is going through her head
>whatever it is, I need her to know that I’m here for her
>maybe I should praise the fact she still looks gorgeous despite her condition
>or should I take pity on the headache I assume she has?
>I could console her on the issue with her brother…
>perhaps it would be best to just laugh it all off and remind her it’s her own fault for drinking too much
>which option will make her feel better?
>but wait, thats assuming she needs to feel better? maybe shes fine?
>I decide on praise just as she stops in front of me
>as I look up at her and open my mouth, ready to cover her in my sticky faggoty praise… our eyes meet
>It’s hard to describe the look on her face, but I very quickly decide that praising her at this moment will only end in tragedy
>button staring at me for a while before finally tilting her head slightly raising an eyebrow
>there is zero warmth or empathy in her gaze
>”well?…”
>she says it slowly, her voice filled with an intoxicating mix of expectation, pity and curiosity
>I feel like a fly with its wings pulled off as button stands over me, waiting to see what I’ll do next
>I wonder which of those previous four greetings is the right one and realise its most likely none of them
>knowing button she already has a retort prepared for all four
>after all, pull a flys wings off and even crack addict could predict the handful of things it might do next
>so… I decide to just fuck it and ask her the first question that comes to mind
>”button…” I begin
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The Story Of Button 
Please finish. I’ve given you ample time.
Pleas finish.
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Authorbro, come back to us!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU FUCKING TEASING CUNT
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pleeease authorbro , this Story is amazing, it’s almost legendary and pleeease continue with it.
u could do something like a donate BUTTON (<- heh, see what I did there?)im pretty sure somebody would donate , if u finish the story
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Still waiting for the rest of the story…
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Authorbro.
Just tell us.
Do you still have the Button? Does this story have a happy ending?
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op will surely deliver, lets just wait.
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Just read this and damn, its gud. If u didnt plan on posting day 8 u prob should have said so
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alive
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Seriously, it has been over a year, please come back authorbro!
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For fucks sale faggot, update this shit.
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Is Authorbro RIP, or are Authorbro and Button over
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Authorbro,
You have inspired me to write some of my shenanigans up and maybe post them , still not sure. I’m waiting for the rest of the story as much as everyone here, for it is awesome.
Hope everything goes alright with the post graduate shit and everything, and give my best to Button.
Love, a fellow faggot.
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rip in peas
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2017, Still no updates. Hope you didn’t let her slip away like the others. Rip Authorbro, I’ll never forget this story.
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A year and a half later, still on the cliff hanger. You genuinely are a good writer, a good writer gets their readers invested in their stories, and that’s what you have done here. It’s a genuinely good read that brings out the feels. I hope one day you can go about finishing your story.
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Authorbro, just wanted to drop off a note and some encouragement to let you know we haven’t given up on you. Story is great, and it seems to be heading in a good (and strawberry scented) direction! We know life happens, but it would be amazing to get an update before the new orange goon up north hits the WWIII button. Either way, keep going with the flow and enjoying whoever and whatever you’ve got.
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I give up authorbro. Hopefully you are kill cause i aint forgivin u for this.
I literally read the entire thing in one sitting. Please, GIVE ME MOAR!
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$50 bucks says the question faggot asks at the end is if she wants to try anal
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It is 2017 now. Please atleast give a rough draft of following events or something 🙂 Even if it is in a few lines.
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Damn authorbro, pls come back and give me them moist feels
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Ugh. It’s been years since I first read this. I don’t wanna lose hope FagAnon.
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Op will deliver.
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Hey man, I’ve spent the last few days reading this story and I have to say that I’ve never gotten so emotionally invested in a story like this before. I know it’s been awhile and you’re busy with life and all, but I’m not gonna complain. Take as much time as you need. I’d rather you put something out with the same quality you’ve been delivering than a rushed draft. I hope all is well in Australia. I hope you, Button, and your families are all doing well. I look forward to your next update.
Sincerely,
‘Muricunt
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Hey man,
I’ve spent the past few days reading your story and I don’t think I’ve ever gotten so attached to a story before. It’s got everything. Feels, butt-touching, humor. I know you’ve been busy for awhile and probably haven’t been in the mood to write. No worries man. Take your time. I’d rather you take long and put something out with quality than rush. I hope all is well with you, Button, and your families. I look forward to your next update.
‘Muricunt
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Shit, well I posted basically the same thing twice because the website made me think my first comment didn’t go through. Ignore that.
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I’m with Dutchbro. We need confirmation of life, happiness…..and buttsecks.
Even if it’s just a few lines.
Please don’t make this a Firefly….
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Hey authorbro,
Can you give us any information whether You will continue your story or Not?
It is by far the best and most beautiful ive ever read…thank you for sharing it with us! 🙂
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Authorbro u fuckin cunt post the rest of the story shithead
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I read this story for the 1st time a very long time ago, i’m even wondering if i didn’t see it happening right in front of me (but this might just be my mind playing tricks), but i never read this preview of day 8 before today, and it’s clear that Button had an effect on you, this is an incredibly frustrating cliffhanger you finished with…
But the reason i’m posting is to thank you for this amazing story (and with such a good quality, it’s really rare to find that, i can only think about Rob and Em story that i want to read more) that has everything: emotion, sex, suspens, so much humour… This is the dream of so many /b/tards, finding (what i assume from reading) the love of your life, who shares your passion for games, browses /b/, is upfront… I feel like i read a bizarro version of what i had, the difference is you two are still together.
Anyway, if you are still alive, just know that even if they don’t necessarily post, hordes of anonymous readers are just waiting for you to come back with more tales: did you finally get the chance to try anal with her? Did slut3 indeed call back about a week later? Are Cam and Josh still alive? And by far the most important one, WHAT IS THE THIRD WISH???? I imagine she would save it for something extremly important, like the 1st one, and since she is mostly the one in charge, i can’t help but wonder if she will use it to ask you to marry her.
Keep us updated, faggot!
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Authorbro, as one who has just entered college, I know some bits and pieces about not having money, classes and all of that stuff. I just want you to know that even now, 3 months out from 2018, you still have people anxiously waiting for more of the story. I’m not going to tell you to hurry up, or call you a faggot, but I will say that you have the vocal support of all these people. I enjoyed reading this story over the span of three hours, and wish for you to continue. But do so at your own pace, there is no need to panic.
Enjoy life, live long and prosper,
Amerifriend
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no update?
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Damn. Wasn’t expecting the feels train from Button choosing your unviersity and working her ass off just to be with you. Admittedly I did skip a few days after realising that I was entranced in the sex which I didn’t initially come for but it was worth it. The banter was fucking gold though.
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Do it faggot
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Seriously just update. You underestimate how seriously engulfed I am in this story.
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Lets hope some holly wood director finds this and feels the same way. Can you imagine? The first ever movie written by some faggot from 4chan? I would absolutely have that in the opening credits.
The Story of Button
Directed by Michael Bay
Written by Some Faggot on the internet
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I’d be interested in directing teh spaghetti scenes
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Where are you guys? I hope you´re doing fine. My faggot heart aches for the rest of the story. I hope i will be able to read it in my lifetime. Fucking good luck inte the future!
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Authorbro,
This story’s made me laugh and cry and think and ain’t finna lie got me off.
You’re a marvellous writer and THE WORLDS BIGGEST FAGGOT FOR NOT CONTINUING.
FUCK
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Authorbro you massive twat. It’s 2018 now. I NEEEEED a conclusion to the story. The tease is so strong it’s like my sphincter is being tickled by the whiskers of an autistic Siamese cat. At least let us know that you’re dead and not purposefully leaving us hanging cunt.
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I’m hoping to get into the Guinness Book of World Records for longest cock tease in literature history but so far George R.R. Martin is still in the lead.
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April 5 2018
AuthorBro? I miss you and Button…
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It’s 2018, Authorbro is truly kill.
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Suprise!
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Holy fuck
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You cheeky fucking cunt.
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Finish ya story faggot
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Please make this into a book. I just spent hours reading it and so many feels happened. Chapter one should be a book in itself ending just as it did. It was so beautiful. Please write more! I will fucking pay you for more if it’s just as good as everything!!! Please faggot, write more. Please fam
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You are truly evil.
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GDI Authorbro, I just re-read the whole fucking story again because you turned me into a soppy, caring fucking faggot years ago when you were still typing this shit up, and I’m now so much of a cock chugging ball fondling faggot that I’m halfway hoping you and Button went and got married. I MUST KNOW FOR SURE, finish day 8 and we’ll wait for the rest! Oh, and because in my now faggot-addled fantasy, Button is over your shoulder reading each one of these replies and clicking her fingernails together in an evil sort of way, watching and maniacally laughing as we, the sheep faggots of the internet, follow behind feeding off the feels dropped in your wake, I feel that I should address her as well; *looks over shades* How you doin? *confident grin/eyebrow lift mode engaged*
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Regardless of even the best anime from the future, Your wiafu is trash compared to mine. Never forget that. Faggot.
Day 8 getting there. Shaping up to be a doozy now.
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OMG and i thought the storry was dead and i had to kill my self as i cant finish it.
authorbro, please dont underestimate how fucking hard i get attached to a storry!
Ive read through all of it in like 1,5 days. I started yesterday evening somewhat around 7pm – read till 4:30 am – overslept and came late to work – took every free minute ato work to read more and fnished now at 1am.
And if you dont plan on writing more than Day 8 just give us a a few lines to finish this storry so i can die in peace.
Button – plese hug authorbro for me and thank him for sharing this wonderful storry with the world, and pleae call him a faggot afterward.
Authorbeo – and you have to hug Button wiht all your love just for the matter of >Button<.
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Please make this into a book. I just spent hours reading it and so many feels happened. Chapter one should be a book in itself ending just as it did. It was so beautiful. Please write more! I will fucking pay you for more if it’s just as good as everything!!! Please faggot, write more.
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You’ve done the off and on thing for years now.
Please, I’m not asking you.
I’m begging you to give us closure.
I think we can assume it didn’t end well….
Just dig the hole already and throw us in.
I just re read this entire thing, AGAIN.
I want you to know that I gain nothing from telling you you’re good at your writing and are inspiring.
Thanks authorfag
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Everybody expects the worse. I think it’s because practically all the top tier greentexts/stories end badly. It kinda feels like an edgy troupe. Anyway fuck that, this is a wholesome story. Rest ye weary lil head m8. I swear on a nessy all’s good. Day 8 won’t be end either. But moving forward from here It will have A LOT more conflict and development. I went waaay light on that stuff before and stacked on the lewds because I thought that’s what everybody wanted. Little did they forget I’m an emotional lil fag.
Day 8 Is still a week or so away atm, I don’t have as much time to write these days. I MAY release the first half of the day early though, considering It’s still morning in the day so far and I’m already rocketing past 15k words. So maybe a 2-part day.
Peace
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Fucking hell man, didn’t expect a response and so soon! Jesus.
Okay, holding you to it. Don’t let us down, you know we’ve got the patience.
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Just happened to stumble over this story. Hell, mate. Not to be too much of an attention-seeking little ass crack, but I see a ton of myself in you. Gives me a reet warm feeling inside to see that you found someone so special. (Better said, that someone so special found you, you little cunt.) Sure hope to read more of your story soon, and sure as friggin’ hell hope that you two still live together and enjoy each others company.
Keep it up, best greentext I’ve ever read by far.
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Are you one of those German cunts from pr0gramm? I got all these notifications today a massive activity surge. I check the stats and at this point and see 1800ish referrals from a greentext image posted on some German imgur ripoff lol. I can’t make an account because it’s invite only but I assume somebody linked this site in the comments? (can’t see comments without login)
Glad you kinky little cunts enjoy it. I’m actually more surprised that so many German people can speak/read english well enough to make sense of it.
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You’re right authorbro, I‘m also one of those german morons from pr0gramm that enjoys reading your greentext.
Your story made it to the hot page there and there’s no doubt you don’t deserve it, I shit my pants when you described your battle with the captain of the botton‘s boat ‚down under‘.
And no worries mate, we‘re capable of understanding even your retarded aussie slang as you know … we’re germans.
Keep writing you daft cunt
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Nice guess. Not that my email address is a dead giveaway or anything, ye cunt. If ya need an invite, gimme a heads up and I just might provide you with one. Not that you’d have much fun on the board, little faggot that you are and not speaking German.
btw, most Germans speak proper English. More than enough to read your damn novel. Though most of the guys saw how much it was and broke down right there and then, pussies that they are.
Anyways, keep it up, and godspeed.
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Yaaaay, OP is back!
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Glad to see you working on the story, however there is a question burning in my mind: Why the fuck were you kill for 3 years you massive cunt?
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Got doxxed hard, dude turned up at my home. Like… wearing a fedora with holding a bunch of roses sort of dude. Wouldn’t leave, called police. Went underground for awhile coz it completely destroyed my will to write any more.
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Damn you’re a daft cunt, should’ve kept him as a pet, just in case you turn out as a literal faggot after all some day.
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Goddamn! Didn’t know y’all went through that, fuckall. See, I would’ve just shown up with a tail in my ass. That’s all, just the tail. Real tail, too. Just walk up to a ‘roo, snatch that bitch off and shove it in my ass. Yup.
Seriously though, I can’t stand doxxers, they fuck up good things(RIP Storybro) and ruin it for everyone. Sorry y’all went through that, and I hope you include it into the story(afterwords or otherwise), and I REALLY hope that button twisted him into a pretzel before the cops showed up. Oh, and howdy from South Carolina; our state bird is the mosquito, and we hold the record for longest running lowest employment rate, woot!
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Rushed through this story the last two days. Came for the sexy times and stayed for the banter and relationship.
Glad you two are still together 😀
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Ayee please tell me ya cunts are still together. (Is that how you talk down there?) This story got me more worked up than Zucc getting interrogated.
Hope you are still with her and wishing you all the best pal.
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Hey Authorbro,
Its on of the german fags you commented on earlier. I just wanted to leave you this message to tell you that your story has touched me more than anything in the last years. I devoured it and felt hollow as I finished it, not knowing if Ill ever get closure. The fact that you are still working on finishing the story makes me extremely happy.
Even if you dont call it that, this story is the most perfect Lovestory I have ever witnessed. Its just straight up beautiful, and it makes me happy and hopeful thinking about it – which is why I want to believe its real, with all my might. I want to believe that life can work out like that, meeting your absolute soulmate, your “better half”. I imagine you and button to be the absolute perfect couple, so I can kinda understand why a guy in fedora with roses would come to your house – I probably would have tried to sneak a glance at my new Ideal of heterosexual partnership aswell 😛
Just know that people all over the world are Inspired and moved by your story, longing for a happy end.
Also, please tell me that the story Is real. I need it to be real 😀
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holy shit authorbro when are we gonna get some more sickk bants u gay cunt
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Authorbro, I’ve never been one to comment but this story broke me out of my shell, I was never someone who gets emotional but this just opened me up and made me realize I should be open, this story is absolutely amazing and I really can’t wait for you to finish day 8 I’ve seen you’ve been updating that it might be coming out soon. Cheers, hopefully day 8 will break me down even more, try to make me cry…… faggor ;]
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Holy shit, good job on that goddamn novel you are writing here. It took me the whole fcking day to read through all of this shit and the feels are getting real by now. Keep it up and please provide an update soon and don’t play dead for god knows how many years again.
Cheers
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I updated… Ta da!
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